Dillon:Those girls said I was hot! All four of them!
Tom:Yeah Dillon, they were also playing a GAME.
Dillon:So, it doesn't matter. They picked me as their hunk.
Tom:Ok, there are two things wrong with this scenario. One: They act like they have the brain capacity of that drunk guy down the hallway who couldn't even get the key in his door. Two: They are CHINESE. You're probably the first thing they've seen that hasn't had "Made in China" stamped on it.