History Teacher: Yeah! A lot happened in 1492. It was a busy year. Columbus Discovered the New World, Jews were expelled from alot of countries, and-
Me: Katerina Petrova became a vampire, ending Klaus' plans of breaking the hybrid curse and triggering the main conflict in the plot of mid season 2 through season 3.
entire school: what.
I've got it bad.
gayn: my neighbors have 2 twin daughters who are so mean to each other and one of them was just like “omfg he asked for my number!!! im so excited!!!” and her sister was like “calm the fuck down you know hes not gonna call your ugly ass” and im literally laughing so hard bc she just called her ugly AND THEYRE IDENTICAL TWINS
There is no better feeling than finally getting...
There is also no worse feeling than when their family hates you.
tangletots: im not a hipster but i can make your hips P L U N G E I N T O T H E F I E R Y D E P T H S O F H E L L
diaper man seeking the same - m4w
Welp. I'm off to bed.
I have to do a tuneup on my car and get my hair cut and my eyebrows and nails done tomorrow. This ought to be interesting… Goodnight tumblr world. :)
WHY IS IT SO UNBEARABLY HOT
I think there is no better way to invite a human being to view their body...– Alanis Morissette (via momojax)
Reasons for running:
There is something very freeing about running. Some days it’s about getting up early, plugging in, turning it up, and cranking out the distance to see how far you can push yourself. Or I run at night on country roads with the music turned down, or even off and enjoy the cool night air and the stars and no one else around. Health. I want to be healthier. I want to be skinnier, but I want to...
clavid: dekutree: lampsarepeople2: idiotblogger: Helen Keller goes on a blind date *ba dum tss* i don’t see how this is funny neither does she
Saturday night= skinnydipping!
I should be in bed right about 2 hours ago
Sigh whatever. I’m tired of worrying about crap. Screw it al